Blog Assignment #2 - Oh, so much pun with words.

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.”
"Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler"
"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."
"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"
"Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them."
"Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left."
"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence."
"When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A."
"An electrician is a bright spark who knows what's watt."
"Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall."


Words of the Day.
1.Histrionic(n.) - an actor.
2.Inspissate - to thicken, as by evaporation; make or become dense.
3.Ruction -a disturbance, quarrel, or row.
4.Cantankerous - Ill-tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable; difficult to handle.
5.Pertinacious - Holding tenaciously to a purpose, belief, opinion, or course of action, stubbornly or perversely persistent.
6.Opuscule - A small, minor work.
7.Confutative - the act to proving to be wrong or in error; refute decisively.
8.Bourgeosie = The middle class.
9.Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs
10.Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.